Baby, you're so fine, I would eat the corn out of your shit.

 

Dude.. I just read that thread.. that was sick.

 

Lick your finger, then walk up to the girl (or guy, if you're like that).. touch their shirt and say, "Lets get you home and out of those wet clothes...."

Or you could go with:

"Uhhh, I was wondering.. Can I ask you a question... Uh, Was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask, because, it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

Hehe.. Good ole Leon.

 

Seriously? Look her in eyes for a bit, and then quietly tell her that they are the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, and that its as if you could look in them and see her heart and soul....all the things that make her tick.

Oh......and then tell me if that works, cause I never actually tired it my single self!!!!!!

 

Hey Shelby

I would fall for that one!!!

 

You would? Aww...most of the time I haven't got what it takes to talk to girls. I just get butterflys in my tummie and have to look away.

 

might not wanna try this...

unless you're a star athelete at a major university (or professional), but this is still a great story. a few of my close friends told me this. the three of them all live in lansing and were at a frat party at michigan state one weekend, when mateen cleaves and some other ballers show up. mateen gets up on a table and says loudly "alright! who's gonna suck matten's dick tonight?". he then gets down from the table and walks to a bedroom with three girls in tow.

 

so you mean you dont want a fish sandwich?

 

tried it before...

actually, now that i think about it, i have tried something similar to the previous story, it's something me and my friends do all the time. you're at a party and it's gettin' a little late so one of us will pull the ol' "damn i'm tired, i'm goin' to bed, who's comin' with me?" and then ya walk to the bedroom (usually with no one following), about 2 minutes later you come back out like "oh, i couldn't sleep."...it's usually pretty funny when your drunk and what not.

 

Here's a longlist I've compiled of my faves

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne?
You should be someone's wife.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.
Can I end a sentence with a proposition?
Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
I want to bear all your children.
Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
You smell delicious.
I thought women like you traveled in packs.
So when do you think we'll go metric?
I was, am, and will be crazy about you.
Nothing tastes as good as you look.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I’d be coming too.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No,
huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please start.
I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I
just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?";
She says no.: Then wink.
He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? : He: Twice.
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and
say,) let's you and me get out of these wet clothes.
Hold out two fingers and say:
"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?"
(Idon't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Not only am I rude and tasteless and trying to get you into bed, but I'm also
being paid for it.
You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.
My leech would like you as a new host.
I think my medication is wearing off.

 

Re: Here's a longlist I've compiled of my faves

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?";
She says no.: Then wink.

That's a good one lol..
Here's one..
"I have been thinking about you all day, how did you get out of my head?"

 

wow

that has got to be THE most amazing plethura of pickup lines that i have ever seen... my hat's off to you my good man.

 

*In the voice of Johny Bravo*
Hey bady, you smell pretty. Want to smell me?

 

speaking for myself... i have the utmost respect for a man who simply walks up, offers his hand, says "hi, im -----.... how r ya?" Dont offer to buy me a beer. just talk to and with me if ur interested. then if ur still interested tell me u'd like to get to know me but not in a bar, maybe in a coffee shop. give me ur number.. and then walk away and leave me alone... i will take it from there if im interested!!!!... it takes balls to do it. and most men dont seem have to the guts to just be themselves.. they think it takes some magical phrase or pick up line to capture our attention.

the guys who capture my attention r out with their friends... chilling have fun, and not trying to scope chicks or pick any of them up. i have seen men like this actually blow chicks off.. and i absolutely adore it!!! give me a challenge any day rather than some lame pick up line... i want someone who gives me more credit and intelligence than that..... PLEASE.

 

you all aint heard nothing yet =P


here we go:

*muscle head mode*

"hey baby, you got some tape I could borrow? Cuz I'm ripped" (proceed to flex pec muscles)

"hey baby, got a band aid? Cuz I'm cut" (proceed to flex muscles)

"hey did you get tickets to the gun show you yet? Cuz I got mine" (proceed to flex biceps)


"excuse me ladies, which way is the gym? Is it this way or that way?" (put arm up with finger out and switch directions of pointing while flexing biceps)

last time i used the can i get some tape one I got laughed at me (I'm a scrawny little dude) and got the girl's number and we went out for like a year...

 

"do you wash your clothes in windex? cause i can see myself in your pants"

"are you tired? cause youve been running through my mind all day"

"hey, nice shoes. wanna f*ck?"

"if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"hi, whats your name?"

 

I have trouble talking to girls in highly social situations say at a bar when they're with their friends so I just start talking to them about the music, beer, whatever comes to mind. It works a lot better than eating corn out of their shit. They ususally won't talk to you again if you start picking through looking for the corn.

 

rofl!

 

"Hey baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."

"Wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

 

Where is JLAudio3KGT when you need him?

If you're really interested in picking up girls for a real relationship, forget all the lame pick up lines. They make you come across as being a pretentious prick. Just be direct and honest and you'll do fine. Introducing yourself and talking about interesting things works a *LOT* better than any pick up line ever could.

Also remember that there is a 50% chance that the girl you're trying to pick up is already taken. If some jerk used a line like that on my girl he'd wake up a week later in a hospital bed- IF he were lucky.

 

From beavis and butt-head themselves, "HEY BABY".......

john

 

I think its obvious that any type of line won't help you get a girl these days, but they are still fun to use on girls you know you'll never see again....

another favorite:

Look down at your crotch, then look at her and say "It's not going to suck itself"

 

"Its not going to suck itself!"

LMAO

 

Just for kicks...I'll play along!

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg Christmas, I'd love to meet you between the holiday's!"

"Hi, I'm (insert your name here), and you're not..."

(Don't laugh, number two worked for me once!)

DJ

 

best way I have seen to hook up with a girl is without a pick up line. As much as a guy would love to have a beautiful girl walk up to him and say some shit like

hey, nice shoes. wanna f*ck?

its not the same for women in most cases. They want you to make simple chat about the weather, what you do in your spare time... etc etc, not her looks or her bra size. If that seems to go well just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime.

If you must resort to a pick up here is one "Hey, I just wanted to let you know that you are really beautiful."