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OK, for a few weeks now I've been fuming about this kid who I always wind up parking near on campus (we both park REALLY far away from everyone else so no one dents our cars).

He drives a brand new Viper GTS, Black with Silver Stripes. Its a beautiful car, and I'm insanely jealous. I guess some people's parents just love them more than others (j/k). ;)

Anyway, I finally met the kid today as he pulled out of the parking lot. He actually seemed REALLY cool and down to earth. I asked him if he ever raced his car, and he said he'd just gotten it, but he always goes up to NH to the track with his friends and family, so of course he's going to race it at first opportunity. So I asked him if he'd consider racing me, and he asked me what I drive. I told him, and he was really cool and told me how he'd driven a Stealth before and had a lot of respect for them. AND HE'S WILLING TO RACE ME!

Now, I'm actually hopeful that I could stand a chance because I hear Vipers are no walk in the park to launch without a bit of practice, and I don't think he's ever tried. I've gotten quite proficient with my AWD launches, though. However, if he's a good driver, I'm fully prepared to have him rip me a new a$$hole. But it'll be a TON of fun nonetheless.

At least he's a cool kid. If he sucked, I was going to have to kill him and steal his car.
 

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ATTACK!!!!!!

Bleed bleed bleed bleed - and hope he sucks + you can hold on!!!! :D

KILL! :D Lucky the guy is cool - otherwise you'd be in jail ~ I know the feeling, God I hate those ultra-cocky punks whos parents buy them $50k cars [a Viper, damn!]. What college you going to man?
 

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Bentley College in Waltham, MA.......

I was psyched to see a Viper 'cause usually our parking lot looks like the Autobahn..... highest concentration of German engineering on the east coast. Its definitely a spoiled little rich kid school. I'm psyched that I can honestly say I'm covering stealthy with my own blood sweat and tears.

I tell you though, its not even a USED Viper..... LOL.... brand [email protected]$% new.
 

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BENTLEY COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I graduated from there 2 years ago!!! Great school! Where are you from originally?? I'm from Lynn!!! What year are you??

THis kid had a Ferrari and crashed it up so he went to the Porsce dealership the next day and bought shitty little 911 Turbo as a replacement...what an A$$. So many spoiled kids there. I had to atleast graduate and get a good job before I bought my C5...
 

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ebaines, you got any mods on that ride? good luck with the race, keep it short, between stoplights and you should be able to surprise him with the awd launches and what not. post results man.
 

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Hmmm, I think I'v seen that Viper. Although I think mommy was driving then...

When you gonna race him? Can I watch? Can I? Can I? :D
 

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No mods (other than intake) yet, just want to run him for the fun of racing a good car...... I MIGHT get my new N1 Exhaust set up soon....... but maintenance before mods, and my 60k is too close for comfort. And I'm way broke enough already.

I'm originally from NJ, but I went to HS in CT, and now I live in Waltham full time.....

Yeah I like it here. I play lax for the school, and my grades are solid. The reputations getting better all the time too. You should see all the new buildings (if you haven't)

ANYONE IS WELCOME TO WATCH!

I guess everyone else wants to see me get reamed, 'cause this is getting a LOT of views.......
 

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I would prepare to get reamed if I were you. Good luck though, I think you should be able to hold him off for first gear, but after that it is going to be ugly. That car is 1.5 seconds faster, and about 15-mph faster too in the 1/4. Even a bad driver in the Viper should not lose that much ground. Good luck and let us know the outcome!
Oh, and I did not have a V6 TT when I was in college so to me you are the rich kid! :D:D :)
 

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Ebaines said:
No mods (other than intake) yet, just want to run him for the fun of racing a good car...... I MIGHT get my new N1 Exhaust set up soon....... but maintenance before mods, and my 60k is too close for comfort. And I'm way broke enough already.

I'm originally from NJ, but I went to HS in CT, and now I live in Waltham full time.....

Yeah I like it here. I play lax for the school, and my grades are solid. The reputations getting better all the time too. You should see all the new buildings (if you haven't)

ANYONE IS WELCOME TO WATCH!

I guess everyone else wants to see me get reamed, 'cause this is getting a LOT of views.......
Yeah I brought the Vette to homecoming and saw all the new buildings and parking garage, great stuff is happening there. Played baseball there.
 

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hehe... throw a bleeder valve on there @ 14psi and gut your cats... then you should hold him off for another few feet :D
 

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Where in ct did you go to high school?...good luck reaming that punks ass,who cares if he's cool,..........sorry, just always thought you should work for what you have.........the real race or question is.......which one of you get more pussy on campus!!!!????
 

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they probably would both benefit from the race in regards to pussy..especially if he hangs with the viper for a little bit. Obviously the viper just naturally is gonna get more pussy...and winning the race will help him even more. But it doesn't hurt and if you stick with the viper some no one else will say shit.
 

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Went to school at Loomis Chaffee. Yeah, its as preppy as it sounds I'm afraid. I can't help it.

As far as the previously mentioned feline life-form....... well, she's lying on the bed right now........;)

I win that one hands down.

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Was this by chance a GEN I Viper that you saw? You know, the one with the side exhaust pipes? Those are high 12's second cars, and are a far cry from the GEN II Vipers ('96 GTS and '97 RT/10 and newer). Since this guy has one of the brand new ones, it should be good for low 12's near 120-mph in the 1/4. His stock car may not even hit 100-mph in the 1/4. (Or is may hit 102-mph, it all depends) A good time to race him would be on a cold morning when the Viper tires are going to be too cold and hard to hook up well! :)

Uum, and about the preppy part, I don't care how much parents give their kids, as long as the kids appreciate it, then it is all good. Hell if I am going to be rich, and then not give my kid any of that luxury!!! That is just being a jerk right there.
 

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Is she in a sorority?? Phi Sig are a bunch of sluts, Gamma Phi are a bunch of sluts, oh and De Phi E...are a bunch of sluts. Well, you get the picture.

What building, South??
 

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"Phi Sig are a bunch of sluts, Gamma Phi are a bunch of sluts, oh and De Phi E...are a bunch of sluts."



-Sounds like a great school to go to for a guy!!! :D
 

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Is she in a sorority?? Phi Sig are a bunch of sluts, Gamma Phi are a bunch of sluts, oh and De Phi E...are a bunch of sluts. Well, you get the picture.

What building, South??
She goes to Salem State.... LOL
 
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