So mad that I could barely speak...

So I am in Athens, GA Saturday night. It is about 2:45am and all of the people are coming out of the bars. I had gone and gotten my car about 5 minutes earlier and was stopping in front of one of the bars to pick my brother up. There are about 4 parking spaces open, but there are a good bit of people standing in them. Not wanting to run anyone over, I slowly creep up so that people can see me and move out of my way...

*Creep creep creep* Brother gets in the car as I am halfway into the parking space, but tells me to park the car because we are waiting on some friends to stop by. *Creep creep creep* and someguy sorta smacks my fender. My brother bitches him out and punks out and walks off. No biggie.

The next thing that I know, some guy steps off of the curb with his buddies right in front of my car. He puts his hands on my newly washed hood, then takes something out of his pocket. At first I thought that he was putting out a cigarette butt on my hood, but then I realize that it is CHAPSTICK! The fucker wrote 'U SUCK' in Chapstick on my hood! I just about lost it. Once I regained my breathing, I jumped out of my car (and so did my bro). This guy had his buddies with him, but suddenly the buddies were nowhere to be found. I walk up to the guy (he is perhaps 5'7" and I am standing 6'3") and start to question him, nicely at first. Now, you have to realize that there are a good bit of bike cops outside of the bars when they let out...

I happen to know all of the bouncers at this place and I see one of them walk up to my brother to say hi. I grab him and point this guy out... The bouncer (he is perhaps 6'5", 230lbs), grabs this guy and DRAGS him back over to my car (the guy was trying to slink away like a rat). At this time, a police officer who is walking by is grabbed as well. Both the bouncer and the police officer make this guy clean up the Chapstick off of my car AND apologize to me right there in front of everyone. Perhaps 100 people standing outside in that half block. I was trying not to laugh because this guy was genuinely scared shitless.

I was just so damn mad that I could barely think straight. It took me a few to realize what had just gone on. Unfortunately, I now have swirl marks in my hood where he took his paper napkin and tried his best to clean off my car. *sigh* Oh well, at least I didn't completely lose it. It really could have been a lot worse for those that know how anal I am about my car.