Mitsubishi 3000GT & Dodge Stealth Forum banner

1 - 6 of 6 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
6 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
last year my friend jon (tokaygecko) showed me this version of "the night before christmas" he got off here from a ricers point of view as he got stomped by a VR4, i'd love to get it again if anyone saved it, thanks
 
Joined
·
4,448 Posts
here it is... now tell jon to get my my car :) also, i'd like to have your old rims that he bought from you :D

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 with no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor, To beat this Camaro SS, even with its LS1 stroker,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The SS erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Cart Wing,

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,

In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

You can't win them all, he says in fling,
You may not win any, in that silly thing,

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
6 Posts
Discussion Starter #3
hey man thanks, but this is'nt justin (the guy who sold jon the rims) this is jeremy, i'm the one who came up with jon n drew that time to dave's place, jon told me your buying his red car, i'll tell him to hurry up and get it to you:D , i'm actually thinking about buying one soon, debating right now over a 95 camaro Z28, non turbo 300ZX or non turbo 3S, well good luck with "ole red":D , i'll talk to ya later
 

·
Boost Junkie
Joined
·
945 Posts
This was originally posted by Ruiner, but here it is, funny stuff :D

A Ricer's Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Twin Turbo V6 with no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try "I wail",
To beat this VR-4 as it says "Hit 'em with the SNAIL!",
As the light goes green and my tires get hot,
The VR-4 leaves the line like a slingshot,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble because of the VR-4's traction,
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Cart Wing,
I now hear the roar of that big monster rat gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all", he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a close fight.
 

·
Boost Junkie
Joined
·
945 Posts
anytime :cool:
 
1 - 6 of 6 Posts
Top