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This is a bit old.. but got it again in a forward email... aint it the truth!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
 

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and what does that have to do with my stealth?
 

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Chuck, the stealth will get you the girl. So he is just preparing you

And i think the stuff is funny :)


-Jeff
 

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It's funny because it's true.
 

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Blk_Gto said:
No, I wasn't talking to you. But here is a question for you G: So is it easier to keep a g/f or a wife? ;)
easier to keep? i would say wife... thru sickness and health, poor and wealth, blah blah blah... all that BS... right?? :D but if u throw the Stealth in there.. the beast will be the hardest to keep... this thing has broke my heart more times than any single woman... :(
 

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easier to keep? i would say wife... thru sickness and health, poor and wealth, blah blah blah... all that BS... right?? :D but if u throw the Stealth in there.. the beast will be the hardest to keep... this thing has broke my heart more times than any single woman... :(
Speaking of the beast, when is it going to be in the pages of a mag? You should be proud... *sniff *sniff
 

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Speaking of the beast, when is it going to be in the pages of a mag? You should be proud... *sniff *sniff
i dunno if thats gona happen... i dont have impressive times or dyno slips~ :D
 
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