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I was out tooling around in the viper(NOS armed, jetted for 150hp). When I see a buddy of mine that rides a ZX-11 that lives to talk smack about how fast bikes are and are so much faster than ANY car. He avoids me prity well when I am in my stealth(not wanting me to prove him wrong or something), but in the viper (thinking it is still stock) maby he will take my bate. I make a fast U-turn and catch up with him, and tell him "hay lets go out the the truck by-pass and run! The reply comes, "LOLOL you don’t want nun of this!" I reply "O yes I do". so he follows me out. We line up side by-side at about aq 30MPH roll, and I tell him "You say when". He nails it and I hit it a split sec. after. He has be by about 1/2 a car as i finish 1st, I nail 2nd and as soon as I stop spinning I start to real him in, 3rd comes and I pull past him now he is about at my door, I pull threw 4th and he is right with me. 140mph comes, and I nail 5th and start to pull a bit more on him. at about 160mph my V1 goes blip "HOLY SHIT" I nail the brakes as the V1 Maxes out! (F**K I'v been clocked!). I'm down to about 80 when I see the cop going the other way pulling over the median turning around. " do I run? only viper in town, thy know who I am. Aaaa the heck with it. I start to slow down, I look in the rear view and see the light, he blows past the bike and comes for me!"
1st words out on the Cops mouth " you could have ditched me with out braking a swet" , then "how fast were you going?" I shrug, he asks for my DR, and INS, I hand it to him. the asks again "HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?" I reply I don’t know?
he then tells me he locked me in at 137, and I head lights were dipping to I was braking, so what did you get up to? I shrug, "I was not looking, maybe 55mph? lol" he replys LOLOL "ya right, Nice car, Have fun" hands me back my stuff " have a nice night". I reply " aaaa OK Thanks! you to" and I start it up and drive away
thats the 2nd time I have been pulled over in the viper and no ticket either time!
1st words out on the Cops mouth " you could have ditched me with out braking a swet" , then "how fast were you going?" I shrug, he asks for my DR, and INS, I hand it to him. the asks again "HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?" I reply I don’t know?
he then tells me he locked me in at 137, and I head lights were dipping to I was braking, so what did you get up to? I shrug, "I was not looking, maybe 55mph? lol" he replys LOLOL "ya right, Nice car, Have fun" hands me back my stuff " have a nice night". I reply " aaaa OK Thanks! you to" and I start it up and drive away
thats the 2nd time I have been pulled over in the viper and no ticket either time!