[Deathsled]

today i learned that a kid in town with this white celica 94-98 style has been claiming he "crushed" me. this is funny because ive never raced him, i havent really raced anyone . what are my chances? i looked up his car a little and he could either have as little as 135hp and 138ft/lbs of torque or up to 175hp and 142ft/bls of torque. soo, ive got 180 ft/lbs stock, so im probably above that, maybe 190. and i've probably got atleast 175hp by now. plus our cars probably way something similar, mine being the lightest 3S and all. think i can go bitchslap this boy?

 

[2FAST4U]

all my research has concluded that you have more power(hp & tq)....but he weighs anywhere from 300-800 pounds less....so take a big crap b4 you race

edit: forgot a smiley

 

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Yep, take a big shit and kill his stupid ass. And then take the shit that you just shit up and throw it on his shit car and make him eat the shit, and then he'll shit up shit that is composed of your shit, and make him eat it again.

 

[LordPyros54]

Numbers?

DeathSled -

Where are you getting those 175hp numbers? Unless it's one of those brand new boxy styled Celica's its running either 105-135hp range. My mother drives a 1997 Black Celica and its a turtle compared to my ES. Really stinks too, cause she was planning on getting a 1997 3000 SL before she bought her Limited Edition Convertible Celica.

- Ryan

P.S. - The Limited Edition was the 135hp model.

 

[msaskin]

you'll own him. In addition to my stealth, I drive a 99 celica gt convertible. Quick little car, and is amazing for autocrossing (I love solo-II), but can't accelerate for shit.

~matt

 

[Jarvis Tambis]

Make sure it's not an Alltrac!!!

I think they discontinued selling the Alltrac version of the Celica by that model year, but make sure, 'cuz the Alltrac is 200hp stock (same motor as MR2 Turbo), and AWD. If he's got an Alltrac he'll definitely "crush" you. If not, give him a 1-second headstart, granny shift, and yawn while you pass him!!!!

 

[Telionis-1]

WHAT?

Didn't the discontinue the Alltrac in the early EARLY 90s??? I thought 88 or 89 was last year actually. All the 90s Celicas were jokes, until the vvt-li model.

BTW <<he'll shit a shit composed of your shit, the make him eat it again>> Haha...

LOOKS LIKE,

They did away with the alltrac 200 hp car in 1993 [which still had shit torque, 147 ftlbs]. In 1994 all they had was the crappy 135 hp car. I'm thinking you'll get him!?! Unless he's a manual to your auto [you auto right?].

 

[PRODIGY3000]

Been there done that against an STX. You'll own him.

 

[KingNothing]

Anyone know what a stock 1993 celica GT has as far as horsepower and torque? How about quarter mile?

 

[Super C]

Let me race him...

I think the trip to NC would be worth it! You'll own him dude. No worries.

 

[Deathsled]

yeah he doesnt look that fast

oh yeah, im manual, not auto as someone said.

maybe we can get this guy to come out and play during the boone gathering

 

[WDRacing]

Maybe you could get it on film. I haven't seen 2 really slow cars race each other in awhile...lol.

WD

 

[billcarson]

Maybe you could get it on film. I haven't seen 2 really slow cars race each other in awhile...lol.

WD

BWAHAHA...That's the funniest thing I've read all week!

 

[4u2nv]

Im not guessing man...I'm positive you will kill him...especially if you are 5-speed.

 

[Deathsled]

Maybe you could get it on film. I haven't seen 2 really slow cars race each other in awhile...lol.

its hurts but even i can laugh at it

 

[Redstorm]

Hey guys, Dont underestimate the power of the SOHC..The Deathsled has surprised a few DOHC cars before, its a quick little bitch.

 

[Deathsled]

that's cuz im the greatest mono thingy guy there ever was..

 

[FireStormTT]

Maybe you could get it on film. I haven't seen 2 really slow cars race each other in awhile...lol.

WD

LMAO, man that was harsh, but funny. Its cool deathsled didn't take offense to it

 

[Deathsled]

hey i know my car is slow atleast its faster than just about any 4 banger without a "power adder"

 

[FireStormTT]

yeah most of the rice around where i live cruise in civics or accords or integras, so as long as they are all n/a your call will kick their ass, plus i'm sure you can hang with base stangs and f-bodies.