LOL. we have a 98 hatch here that would give you a decent run. LOL. but its far from rice.
GAY ass ricer wants a piece then backs off
comin home from work last night, look in my rearview, what do i see? 2 h.i.d's starin back at me.. 
he comes flyin up on my ass, and i slow so he will get next to me.. he does, HONDUHHHHH! i just looked at him laughed a bit, dropped 3rd and TORE ASS away from him.. to my surprise he didnt give chase.... hmm interesting, i thought, what a pussy...
so i cool out and drive 65.. and here he comes again.. only this time hes racing a 85 s10! wtf is this? so i drop 3rd and wait at 60mph.. engine wailing and crying for me to romp on the gas, he comes up behind me but does a lane swich and what do i get? ricer fly by. i thought OH HELLLLL NO, as he passes me at id figure 90ish. i POUND the gas and start to reel him in.. 85 ... 95..100.. 4TH GEAR 110 and im up to his bumper making up the 10 lengths he had on me in 15 seconds, what do i get? BRAKES and shut down.. i said fuck this noise and just kept going.. to about 120 and shut down with him nothing more than 2 blue dots in my rearview..
again WHAT A PUSSY. with your hid lights and your 17 inch rims that rub the fender on your 95 civic hatchback with gay farty exhaust..
i cant stress this enough. friends dont let friends drive rice..
he comes flyin up on my ass, and i slow so he will get next to me.. he does, HONDUHHHHH! i just looked at him laughed a bit, dropped 3rd and TORE ASS away from him.. to my surprise he didnt give chase....
hmm interesting, i thought, what a pussy...so i cool out and drive 65.. and here he comes again.. only this time hes racing a 85 s10! wtf is this? so i drop 3rd and wait at 60mph.. engine wailing and crying for me to romp on the gas, he comes up behind me but does a lane swich and what do i get? ricer fly by. i thought OH HELLLLL NO, as he passes me at id figure 90ish. i POUND the gas and start to reel him in.. 85 ... 95..100.. 4TH GEAR 110 and im up to his bumper making up the 10 lengths he had on me in 15 seconds, what do i get? BRAKES and shut down..
i said fuck this noise and just kept going.. to about 120 and shut down with him nothing more than 2 blue dots in my rearview.. again WHAT A PUSSY. with your hid lights and your 17 inch rims that rub the fender on your 95 civic hatchback with gay farty exhaust..
i cant stress this enough. friends dont let friends drive rice..
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