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comin home from work last night, look in my rearview, what do i see? 2 h.i.d's starin back at me.. :D
he comes flyin up on my ass, and i slow so he will get next to me.. he does, HONDUHHHHH! i just looked at him laughed a bit, dropped 3rd and TORE ASS away from him.. to my surprise he didnt give chase.... :( hmm interesting, i thought, what a pussy...
so i cool out and drive 65.. and here he comes again.. only this time hes racing a 85 s10! wtf is this? so i drop 3rd and wait at 60mph.. engine wailing and crying for me to romp on the gas, he comes up behind me but does a lane swich and what do i get? ricer fly by. i thought OH HELLLLL NO, as he passes me at id figure 90ish. i POUND the gas and start to reel him in.. 85 ... 95..100.. 4TH GEAR 110 and im up to his bumper making up the 10 lengths he had on me in 15 seconds, what do i get? BRAKES and shut down.. :rolleyes: i said fuck this noise and just kept going.. to about 120 and shut down with him nothing more than 2 blue dots in my rearview..
again WHAT A PUSSY. with your hid lights and your 17 inch rims that rub the fender on your 95 civic hatchback with gay farty exhaust..
i cant stress this enough. friends dont let friends drive rice..
 

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friends don't let friends drive rice..

That is one of the funniest things I have heard. I am going to use that one.
 

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ShawnE94sL said:
friends don't let friends drive rice..

That is one of the funniest things I have heard. I am going to use that one.
i have that on the back of my agenda....it used to say friends dont let friends drive drunk....customized myself;) :p :D
 

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i just pulled that out the top of my head. great minds must think alike..
hows this one.
"dont worry, i wont fuck your girlfriend.... untill she asks me to"
 

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Same thing happened to me this morning...same Honda probably, or maybe a cousin of his. They run right up my a$$ and then try to pass just to say they raced a Vette and I look at them and think why would I waste gas on the punk...then I realize gas prices are dropping so why not just totally annihilate him on the spot.


So I did!!
 

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YOGURT! said:
friends dont let friends drive rice..
LOL...that has got to be one of the most hillarious things I have ever heard. LOL

Great Kill by the way. HEHE:D
 

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YOGURT! said:

"dont worry, i wont fuck your girlfriend.... untill she asks me to"
how about "don't worry, i wont fuck your girlfriend.... until she begs me to"

LOL
 

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Drozzix said:
Here's one

"Tell your girlfriend to stop wearing so much lipstick . . . My dick's starting to look like a rainbow."
LMAO :D
 
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