92 r/t tt vs. Saturn SC2

I was on a local 4 lane road up in pittsburgh, on a nice cruise to go to Eat N Park to get something to eat. I pull up at a redlight, and there it is, a piss ugly yellow sc2 with racing strips that were only on the hood (?). Well, the three ghetto children start rev'ing at me... i just laugh. Off the light, they gun it and have about 2 lengths on me before i even realize the light turned green. By now i Know they are like "we killed him". When i realized the light was green, i decided to show them what a stealth was all about. I floored it, tac'd first up to about 3000rpm, shifted to second, and shifted at 4000rpm. By the time I hit third at about 3200rpm, i see these headlights in my rear-view. I put on my turn signal and turn into eat n park. Next thing i know, Mr. Ghetto Thug white bandana rolls up next to me <thinking I will get shot> He was like "d00d that car iz fazt...why it be so fast?" His buddy saw twin turbo/all wheel drive .. and punched the driver saying "this aint no honda..." and drove off.

It was a waste of gas, but I just filled up, and being premium is $1.23/gallon up here, I wasnt too concerned.. always fun beating up the Saturn Crowd