Who what where...

[Goro]

Of course he is. We're going out to whore it up downtown. Shao Khan finally decided to pay us and I'm really tired of hearing all seven of the wives bitching in my ear for stupid shit like '' food '' and '' clothing '' and '' meaningful time spent with each other '' that I'm about to just throw them down a never ending pit - and we got one right out in the courtyard.

So yeah, I'm getting blitzed. Mother fucker thinks that because he's dead he can outdrink me.

[aaronatstate]

I bet he can out drink you, hes dead, its not like hes going to have to worry about alcohol poisoning.

[Goro]

The dude can still get drunk. Trust me. How do you think that fucking thing got in his hand in the first place? Oh yeah, he tells people all the time that it's because he died and went to hell, revenge blah blah, it's all bullshit. You know what that thing is? That's Herpes Simplex 9000. He got it off some hooker when we were in Tailand for the last Tournament. She was having that thing come out between her legs and snatching ping-pong balls out of the air.

I tried to warn him.

[aaronatstate]

Originally Posted by Goro

The dude can still get drunk. Trust me. How do you think that fucking thing got in his hand in the first place? Oh yeah, he tells people all the time that it's because he died and went to hell, revenge blah blah, it's all bullshit. You know what that thing is? That's Herpes Simplex 9000. He got it off some hooker when we were in Tailand for the last Tournament. She was having that thing come out between her legs and snatching ping-pong balls out of the air.

I tried to warn him.

Sounds like he is stubborn. Though I hear that spikey thing is just killer when you wanna get someone close, and why does he always say "get over here" when he uses it?

[Goro]

Originally Posted by aaronatstate

Sounds like he is stubborn. Though I hear that spikey thing is just killer when you wanna get someone close, and why does he always say "get over here" when he uses it?

Because some other fucker had the copyright for '' Can't touch this! ''.


I don't know, I would have just said it.

[aaronatstate]

I sense other people watching out conversation...

[Goro]

Hey, I'm here to help them. You've just been monopolizing my time, asshole.

[Goro]

It's almost that time, it looks like.

[aaronatstate]

Originally Posted by Goro

Hey, I'm here to help them. You've just been monopolizing my time, asshole.

Whoa whoa whoa...

[Goro]

Sorry, that was offsides.