Chicago Crew Thread #2

[maddog]

Originally Posted by GTOGIRL3000

I did! In my explorer tho, my car is sleeping peacefully in the garage. I'm glad I bought it, the roads are pretty damn shitty, but the truck took it like a champ.


On the other hand, I was nice and decided to shovel our driveway, then halfway through it Andy comes out and tells me the plow guys are coming later.

hahahahahaha

you got stuffed

i was at school till 2am and then went and dicked aorund in the snow. it was fun but i saw 5 cops so i called it quits after 30mins

[i3igpete]

why didn't he just shovel it? maybe as part of the v-day season?

[maddog]

Originally Posted by i3igpete

why didn't he just shovel it? maybe as part of the v-day season?

because he paid someone else to do it

duh

jeez pete you just dont understand vagina day

[PezCore]

Originally Posted by maddog

i have a tan from the sun

not my computer screen

tan? ell oh ell

[maddog]

im pretty sure your whitter than me sonny boy

untill you come back from cali that is

[sluggo]

I'm in Monterey, California for a few days...left this morning. Left the 3 foot snow drifts behind.

[maddog]

Originally Posted by sluggo

I'm in Monterey, California for a few days...left this morning. Left the 3 foot snow drifts behind.

and your precious car too


hahsahahahahahaha

im coming back to chicago this weekend


all will suffer the wrath i bring eastward also know as the snow

[PezCore]

f that. chicago's done with snow. no mo sno fo sho, yo.


yes i just made that up.

(actually, lots of snow while im gone wouldn't be so bad )

[talskinyguy]

So tonight was interesting. There were a couple girls at our table at the bar. There were about 6 guys hitting on them. One guy leans in and says "I'm running for president". I say "of the gay club?" He flips out, asks if I'm gay. I tell him it doesn't matter and just laughed at him. To which he tells me he gets more pussy in a night than I can get in a year. I continue to laugh. At this point one of the girls gets up from her chair and sits on my lap, grinds against me, and the other asks what I'm doing tomorrow night. He gets pissed and walks away.

One of his friends comes up to me, asks me what happened, I tell him. He says he doesn't want to get into a fight. I tell him neither do I, but I will defend myself if I get attacked. I follow that up by telling him I know the bartenders, waitresses, the bouncers, and a whole lot of people in the bar. Things should be dropped because they are already out of hand. I don't want to fight.

The pissed off guy comes back and stands next to me for about 20 minutes, doesn't say a word. I say I'm taking off, its last call. After I leave he tells my friend that I shouldn't come back to this bar next week, because he is going to have about 10 guys waiting to kick my ass. And then they are going to shoot up my car. My friend goes, you are telling me that we can't come to our bar, that you just started coming to because you turned 21? Do you want to settle this now? He of course backs down.

Anyways, next week should be interesting.

[PezCore]

in for the video