Chicago Crew Thread #2

[Damon]

(angelic chorus in background...)




Fletch my son...

...thou shalt not speaketh unto The SuperPimp in such a manner.
Angering Him who brings multitudes of hot models and abundant
cleavage to poor mortal souls shall result in eternal damnation...
a hellish existence where one is doomed to fat women
with poor complexions and obscure sweat disorders. (witness Sanjay)
A nightmarish eternity of hairy beaves and bad breath.

Be warned my child, for failure to heed my words shall bring
unspeakable horrors upon you and your lineage.

[EVILTWIN]

that should be EXAMPLE SANJAY. fat women with poor complexions

[saiyin car]

Originally Posted by Damon

Be warned my child, for failure to heed my words shall bring
unspeakable horrors upon you and your lineage

Fletches "LINEAGE" was damn near whiped out years ago from the prodigious amounts of alcohol he has consumed over the last few years. not to mention the voluminous amounts of ganja he smoked.

something tells me he will be rather unwieldy, when it comes to any type of licentious comeback. then again he may very well just dazzle us all, with his vast and jocular cynicism...


where did that all come from?

[Sanjay]

Originally Posted by saiyin car

Fletches "LINEAGE" was damn near whiped out years ago from the prodigious amounts of alcohol he has consumed over the last few years. not to mention the voluminous amounts of ganja he smoked.

Yea his lineage died along with all of his brain cells YEARS ago.....

Originally Posted by saiyin car

something tells me he will be rather unwieldy, when it comes to any type of licentious comeback. then again he may very well just dazzle us all, with his vast and jocular cynicism...


where did that all come from?

dazzle us?? *british accent* nawt bluddy likely /british accent

-Sanjay

[saiyin car]

oh by the way...

GO VOTE PEOPLE!

that is all

[iceman_ii]

An interesting "job app" my mom sent me:

NAME:
John Kerry

RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL:
I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004

[Sanjay]

Originally Posted by Damon

NO! IT IS SO MUCH MORE! IT'S MY LIFE! MY VERY EXISTENCE!!! THIS BOARD IS ALL I HAVE!!! AAAAAH!!!

Yer starting to sound like someone I know.....lol

-Sanjay

[38 Cigarette]

Scott,

there will be NO politics allowed in this car forum. NONE !



Only bullsh*t topics like going to Heavenly Bodies or whatever, for like the 70th time.

















Now, if you wanna talk about SoBe ho's and exploits, thats different.

[EVILTWIN]

thats right YOU ARE BANNED

[TsunamiStealth]

Originally Posted by 38 Cigarette

Scott,

there will be NO politics allowed in this car forum. NONE !



Only bullsh*t topics like going to Heavenly Bodies or whatever, for like the 70th time.

I hate politics I'm going to Skybox on Thursday.