Re: Dog Photos
10 Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up
when you're not home!
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Woooo Hoooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I! freak o ut every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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