Compressed version:
LEXAN WINDOW GROUP BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage,
it's probably a helicopter and therefore, unsafe."
"Helicopters dont fly, they beat the air into submission."
"Basic Flying Rules; Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there."
"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a
flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries."
"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's
about to."
"Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant
can get a pilot pregnant."
Aircraft Mechanics are Plane Nuts
