[Damon]

Originally Posted by Drjekkyl3

Well I decided to stretch the legs out on the car a bit on Saturday, make sure it's still running alright, and as I proceeded to do so an officer of the law came around a curve from the opposite direction. I hammered the brakes but it was too late and passed him still speeding. Looked in the rear view and saw his brake lights light up as I was heading into the curve he just came out of. I was lucky I had a friend you lived close by said curve, so I ducked into his subdivision and hustled to get to his house while constantly checking my mirrors for the flashing lights. Got to my friends house and convinced him quickly that I need to put my car in his garage and close the door. Thankfully it went off without a hitch and I didn't see any police patrolling the neighborhood, so he definetly didn't see me duck in to the subdivision, however I waited until it got very dark before leaving to head home.

Bullsh*t. Somebody finally caught you macking on the girls at the local junior high!